Senorita Uno's Blog

It turns out I'm really good at fixing other people's problems, though I seem to whine about my own unsolved ones all the time! If you crave my expert insight on all your predicaments, Senorita Uno is coming to the rescue! When I get this filled-out form in my inbox, I will post your problem on my page with your Anonymous Code Name (unless you don't want me to and you were just looking to rant to a stranger, that's cool, too) and I will answer the best I can.

Anonymous Code Name:

Type of problem:

Love/Relationships
Family
Friends
School
Other (specify below)

If you chose "Other" above, specify here:

And tell me exactly what it is you need help with here. And don't worry, I won't judge. :)

Here, tell me whether you want your predicament public on my blog or not. Just remember that if I can't put it up on my blog, there is no way for me to get my answer to you.

Yes, it's OK with me that you, Senorita Uno, post my problem and your answer as a blog post on randomostrich.com.
No, thanks, you can keep that information to yourself, Senorita Uno. But thanks for listening to me!