Hi, *hm*, my name is Uno


Name: Senorita Uno I love the color yellow! Also, I love dogs, and the one showing is mine! Her RandomOstritch name is Chubs! Let's see, my favorite number is 4, my favorite letter is Q, I love to sing, and I always like to say "Interesting...." those are my favorite things!!!! Oh ya, and I like to say "MOO!" In Unicornese it means "Shut up!"

Just an update

December 24, 2015
Words to live by:
your wife in the backseat of my brand new foreign car
dont act like you forgot
bitch better have my money
-Obama 
 

Hey hey hey

December 24, 2015
If this post works and the site doesn't crash, I just wanna let Smiley know that she has swag #yolo
 

Gee, it's been awhile!

May 25, 2012
Yes, I know nobody even looks at our site anymore and I'm talking to myself, but I still love these guys and I really love putting my thoughts on the Internet. I mean, why not? So hello there, self!
 

oh, i am so adorable!

March 11, 2011
oh, i am so adorable!
hahaha i am so wonderful with my girlish charm and such!
 

El Numero Uno Advice Column

It turns out I'm really good at fixing other people's problems, though I seem to whine about my own unsolved ones all the time! If you crave my expert insight on all your predicaments, Senorita Uno is coming to the rescue! When I get this filled-out form in my inbox, I will post your problem on my page with your Anonymous Code Name (unless you don't want me to and you were just looking to rant to a stranger, that's cool, too) and I will answer the best I can.

Here, tell me whether you want your predicament public on my blog or not. Just remember that if I can't put it up on my blog, there is no way for me to get my answer to you.



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